Guy Hall of Fame

Van Morrison should be immediately inducted into the Hall of Fame for Guys trying to be romantic. He will accompany puppies, flowers, jewelry, silk sheets, chocolate, money, Veuve Clicquot, cashmere, Porsche's, donkey tranquilizer, etc. as great aphrodisiacs. If you need help in that department, please by all means buy a copy of Astral Weeks. We are all issued Moondance by 20. Astral Weeks you have to get on your own. I've had it for about three years, added with even decent wine you cannot miss.

Things that will impede your progress, Star Trek, roaches, G.G. Allen, plastic lawn furniture, unibrows, not flushing or cleaning your toilet, and finally having Mom parade naked photos of you at 19. Luckily I haven't experienced but maybe two of those.

Arrested Development tonight.