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Finally some gossip page news!!!! Spederline is gonna have a baby. Britney Spears is pregnant. Thus marking the final nail in the career coffin. I couldn't be happier, internet fodder for probably six to eight more months and then for about a week after the baby. I predict Princess for a girl and Dakota for a boy. And if its twins Michael and Janet have a good sound.

Speaking of crazy, tonight on the all new I Want a Famous Face, a dude wants to look like Arnold Swarzenegger (screw you, you can't spell it either). That is what we in the business call good watchin'!

and the cradle will rock...van halen
baby love...diana ross and the supremes
welfare music...bottle rockets